Someone suggested that instead of naming exciting films, we should come up with some boring ones instead, based on already existing movies.
These were the ones that came immediately to my fevered brain:
The World's Slowest Indian
Doggie Creek
What I Haven't Written
Trainmissing
Underarm
To Slightly Injure A Mockingbird
Schindler's Shopping List
Kindly People
The Triangle Teacher
Muriel's Funeral
Monty Python And The Holy Grape
Really Nice Girls
Joseph And The Pin-Striped Dreamcoat
The Hitchhiker's Guide To Town Hall Station
Underarmspray
The Small Recapture
The Fully-Clothed Monty
Don's Wake
The Devil Wears Sensible Shoes
The Mouse Hunter
3.75 Miles From Casablanca
Brokefinger Mountain
The Lavenders Brothers
Absolutely Nothing About Mary
Men in Beige
Yes, normal service will be resumed as soon as possible. Or maybe you prefer the boring movies!
Ha! You forgot your fave:
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Carm on.... I DID offer "UnderArmSpray" That's close! After all, Shampoo is just the same as Hairspray isn't it? :)
DeleteLOL! Now, what can I think of..it's not as easy as it looks:)
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Idiotic stuff seems to come really easily to me!
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